BREAKING NEWS: Ernest Hemingway Never Died, He Just Operates Under the Name Ron Swanson
But you sit there and try to tell me that Pulitizer Prize winning author Ernest Hemingway is dead. Go ahead, do it. I won’t believe you. While reading a book of Hemingway’s short stories, I couldn’t help but notice the striking similarities between Parks and Recreation character Ron Swanson and Hemingway himself. The truth is out there, folks, and I’ve compiled the evidence: