"Let me break it down for you. Everyone loves bacon. Saying you love bacon is like saying you love chocolate. It’s like saying Meryl Streep is a good actress. It’s like saying that you masturbate (if you’re a man) or that get PMS (if you’re a woman) or that you want to punch Katherine Heigl in her smug fucking face (if you are a human). Being crazy for bacon does not make you special or interesting, it makes you a person with a tongue. That is all."
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