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In our first airing of How To Be A Gentleman, we held 55% of our lead in. To put that figure in perspective, let’s say David Ortiz is batting fourth for the Boston Red Sox, and he’s hitting .320, and the fans love him. Then the Red Sox bring up a kid from the minors and have him bat third, in front of Big Papi, and he hits .170 and then in the post game press conference drops the N-word. That’s approximately what 55% retention signifies to CBS.